Accelerate Through The Chaos

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

psychedelicsihlouette:

ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.

in-all-my-glory
and me.

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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

tdcyo:

Oh my GOD the proposal to separate California into 6 distinct states collected 1.3 million signatures and might actually make it to the 2016 ballot

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

As I’ve previously touched on here, this initiative is a bad idea for everyone except Silicon Valley. And who’s heading the charge?

Of the proposed states, Jefferson and North California don’t have much industry. West California is going to be dominated by Los Angeles, which you know people in Ventura and Santa Barbara won’t appreciate. And Central California would be toast due to financial issues from the jump, with South California not far behind. (Fresno, Stockton, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Bernadino are all bankrupt or in deep, deep debt. San Diego and Orange County are in okay shape, but they can’t carry South California alone, and Central CA would have no such help.)

If this gets to the ballot, Election Day 2016 is going to be an interesting time…

accidentally started playing a flamenco-style cover of “Holding Out For a Hero” and I kinda like it a whole goddamn lot

anybody know any horn sections that could use a mariachi guitarist?

thefeathercloak:

powerpussysays:

petrichoriousparalian:

leupagus:

shakespeareismyjam:

Othello Samira Wiley

DesdemonaSophie Turner

There are captions too, in case you wanted lines. Ugh, I love both of these ladies so much.

And bonus Iago:

Iago

I’D BE COOL WITH IT

SO FUCKING DOWN

Yo, ladies taking the stage. I can dig it.

FUCK I want to direct this so bad now.

Conor Oberst Rape Accuser: 'I Made Up Lies to Get Attention'

I bought into this when the news first came out, and my opinion of Oberst immediately nosedived, so I’m glad to hear that it’s not true. adam-cash, notice this.

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

flappydickz:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

 

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